Friday, May 7, 2010

Match this

Cazadora had a bad winter. It was sad, cold and honestly, miserable...

But spring and its sultry nights are here. The jasmine is blooming already and making the whole city feel alive and sexy. Sex is in the air. Atlanta's pollen count goes through the roof, and so do the pheromone readings.

It was time to move from "poor me" to "poor them." I have posted my profile on Match.com, and the interest is overwhelming... Don't hurt'em, Cazadora.

I have gotten winks from dozens of men, and they are so different... 27-year-old Kyle -- loves summer and anything he can wear his bathing suit to -- to 67-year-old Duke -- he thought we would just have an "outrageous" time.

The 40 year age difference is overwhelming... and intriguing. Why are the young ones interested in me? My favorite two right now are both 29... I wish I could understand what is is going on in their heads. Truly fascinating that a 38 year old woman is on their wish list.

It's clear why the older ones get interested in me. But really.... 67??? Do I look like I am the Hugh Hefner type?

I tested the waters tonight, and went on my first Match date with"NeNe." I made him go salsa dancing with me... He was such a good sport. He had rhythm and tried all the dances... very nice guy. I hated his cologne though (he applied it with a pressure washer) and I couldn't see us having much to talk about. And there was no chemistry for me. I was thinking of him as my starter date... Please don't tell him I said that. But you know, it was a great start. It was light and easy and just good clean sultry fun.

But there are two others that have captured my eye. And they couldn't have different approaches. Both are 29 and in auditing or accounting. One we'll call Blue Eyes. He has been sending the most seductive emails and sounds like someone that I could really connect with... But, he's quite forward and may just be looking for the hook up. (I am not sure that's such a bad thing, but still, a gal needs to be careful.)

Then there's Tennis Legs. He is very professional and on the rise and he and I have had a lot of fun in the chat room with him. He kept things simple and fun and clean and upbeat, but also clever and and he asked a lot of great questions. I can't wait to meet them both.

I think I could get the hang of this Match thing. Light please!

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