Booty texts

So, I was really off my game for several months through winter. Getting on Match.com was a sort of proactive, get-off-my-duff move meant to jump start my mojo.

What I find hysterical is that after not hearing from them for months, I got two booty texts this week from 2 of my "paramours" last summer. I mean literally months had gone by without hearing from these cats, and suddenly I'm on their mind?

There are no coincidences, they say, so maybe just moving my energy towards openness again is what brought these sexy guys out of the woodwork.

By the way: Both have great personalities, are smart, are hot and are amazing kissers... Now that's attraction right there. Oh dating gods, please rain down more men like that on me.... Pretty please? With sugar on top? I promise I'll be good...