I took a very unprecedented position today. I voted my inner bitch and unfriended four men on Facebook. My reason? I am worth MUCH more than their sorry asses.
Man #1: Schmucky mojo married-but-a-poet guy. I realized that keeping him in my loop meant a tacit approval of his cheating ways. I knew it also meant feeling falsely close to him, and vice versa... Time to make a stand: if you leave her then call me. If you don't, then don't call me. Until then: Cazadora, out!
Man #2: Gross married guy. This guy several times has commented on Facebook about "what a pretty lady" I am. As background, I've never met him in person and only accepted him as a friend because he's in public relations and we had dozens of mutual friends. He tried to chat with me the other night on FB. So I mentioned, "Hey, aren't you married?" His response: "Oh yeah, I knew something didn't feel quite right here." That's a first class jerk right there. He's in his mid-50s, and has several daughters and is MARRIED. His wife is linked on his FB page. WTF??? Leave me alone, creep. So, unfriended! Boom, boom, pow.
Man #3: Schmucky guy in California who is just kind of a loser. He doesn't even merit a huge explanation, although he was also referred to here on the blog as Traveling Businessman Dude. See ya, sucka.
Man #4: My ex-husband. That needs no explanation, right?
NUF SAID. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Buh bye.
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